ed 

shortened form for education.

i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.

ed by donnald duck June 10, 2005

ED 

1. Short for Edward or something of the sort, person's name
2. Erectile dysfunction
3. Encyclopedia Dramatica, a site that will mind-rape you.

Ed was on ED, which caused him to get ED.

ED by The Reluctant Helper July 19, 2011

Ed 

A rare blood disease in which the suject interjects in conversations with random, irrelevent comments that do not further the argument, but end up doing nothing but pissing people off. Side effects include a love for soft, girly music, mob movies, and ignorance.

George's severe case of Ed caused him to make a fool of himself at the luch table while arguing with Tyler.

Ed by Quinn Gardener May 22, 2008

Ed 

That annoying guy that knows all the answers in class and reads every single book ever written.

Teacher: Who knows who the king of England is?
Class: (No answer)
Ed: OOOO ME ME PICK ME
Teacher: Yes ed?
Ed: (Says right answer)
Teacher: A+++ !

Ed by Doggeeeee January 26, 2016

Ed 

1. The worlds loveliest, prodigious, incredible, omniscient, laid-back, running coach
2. A man capable of curing all injuries purely with knowledge

the worlds best running coach award goes to Ed

Ed by arsenal4 June 5, 2018

Ed 

A little short ass who usually has a massive forehead and struggles to do simple mathematics like 1+1 also is definitely a crack head

Kid 1:Ayo you see that kid over there banging his head on the wall
Kid 2:Yeah he is a right Ed

Ed by PenguinRisk June 22, 2020

Ed 

The perfect man, generous, sexy, handsome.
Eats pussy like a savage, never quits.
Hard worker, manly. Protective.

Tends to have a dark sense of humour

Ed’s got that look in his eye, I’m in for a tongue lashing…think I’m in trouble, but I’m not scared

Ed by Lauralye4 April 19, 2022