You've Been Raptured 

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

You've Been Raptured by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003. 

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003. by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

i've always been a smoker 

I've been smoking for a really long time

Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"

Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".

i've always been a smoker by Karen Stickney December 14, 2008

How Long You Been Teain 

As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!

Adam how long u been teain?

How Long You Been Teain by Jesse R May 27, 2004

It’s Been 84 Years 

When this freaking pandemic is finally over.

*When we’re allowed to go out again* It’s been 84 years...

It’s Been 84 Years by Pialinist June 11, 2020

hag been 

–noun
a former fag hag

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.

hag been by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009

Lez-been 

Term to use around the Elderly to describe a female liking a female.

Grandma: So is your cousin okay with you liking boys.
Grandson: Yes, Grandma she takes up for me.

Grandma: Now why would she do that?
Grandson: I don't know she just understands I guess.
Gradma: Is she a Lez-been?

Lez-been by hoohhaal May 8, 2011