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Definitions by MeatheadMilitia

You've Been Raptured 

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.
After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"