Toyota Tundra
Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
Toyota Tundra by Shb99 December 1, 2022
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