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saving myself for the marriage

an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen
so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type
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Single and ready to mingle.
"Hey you dating anyone?"
"Nah, I'm smingle."
smingle by igotthatgoodgood June 6, 2014

Fat Shaming 

Something that needs to be done to get someone to lose weight before they develop diabetes, become ill and die.
Holy shit! Ian is 6"3 and 320lbs, he needs to lose weight before he gets ill, dies then won't be there to raise his own children. I might have to use the fat Shaming technique in order to get him to do show, it is the only way he will listen.
Fat Shaming by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

what are you saying 

when an asshole fucks around, you give him the what the fuck are you saying line
(asshole fucks around)

sick guyyy: what are you saying asshole

(asshole continues to fuck around)

sick guyyy 2:seriously what the fuck are you sayingg guyy

Body shaming 

Shaming someone for something they cant change about their body.
YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR WEIGHT!
I would never date an amputee

He's not even 5 foot yet!

This is body shaming
Body shaming by Chappy0509 January 8, 2022

saving the world

yet another term for the process of sexual intercourse. This word dirives from tom leak and amy dixon who needed a code word for this as parents kept reading msn messages and listening to phone calls. It was came to be used by this term as they discovered the world is a much better when tom was happy and amy was satisfied
tom: jesus amy when can we save the world again?
amy: tom we cant do it with my rents in the house!
tom: oh why not we did it when your grandad was here!
saving the world by ams April 21, 2005