himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

himalayan meat pretzel by victorsan November 8, 2025

Devil’s Pretzel

An extremely graphic act performed by 3 of the boys. Usually involving a pretzel and all 18 of their orifices

“Hey Ellis let’s do the devil’s pretzel with a random tonight” - Johnny

Devil’s Pretzel by Jakemaynetoobigforthehouse December 31, 2025

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

to salt both sides of the pretzel by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

pretzil 

The douchebag's way of spelling, and saying, pretzel.

"I LOVE PRETZILS!!"

pretzil by Himynameisinexplicable April 22, 2014

Pretzyl 

That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.

Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?

Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.

Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!

Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*

Person 1: O.O

Pretzyl by CerbeRAPE September 25, 2011

Pretzeling 

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.

This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...

Pretzeling by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 11, 2019

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

These pretzels are making me thirsty by Genku July 29, 2003