cooch

The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina

That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.

cooch by Paccali January 15, 2003

cooch glob 

An incredible annoying and naive girl who thinks she can win the affection of any guy that she wants due to her fake innocence and class.

That girl is such a cooch glob, she thinks she can actually steal him from me?

cooch glob by biddosexkitten420 October 28, 2010

hot cooch 

Eating hotwings then fingering a girl without washing your hands.

P.K. ate some hot wings, and later gave his woman a hot cooch.

hot cooch by PK to the Max January 14, 2009

man coochie 

A man coochie is your asshole.

"Is your man coochie tingling yet?"

man coochie by tanpopodickheadevel November 17, 2016

dry ass cooch 

An abnormally dry vagina. For women who share underwear, having a dry ass cooch can be a detractor or a positive.

I don't want those panties, they had your dry ass cooch on them.

dry ass cooch by markeee2239 March 11, 2011

coochie cruncher 

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

coochie cruncher by HottieG April 29, 2006

Coochie Clench 

Common bathroom occurrence amongst females. When you are getting ready to urinate and there is someone that unexpectedly goes into the stall next to you. You clench up your nether regions to stop a possible loud tuft of air from escaping.

I had to pee soooooo bad earlier! Jasmine walked into the stall next to me right before the grand release and I had to do a coochie clench so I would not embarass myself.

Coochie Clench by MDermy August 23, 2010