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A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in
Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay
by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 07, 2014
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