Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

Mashed up Dundee cake by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Eat his cake 

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

Eat his cake by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016

minnesota funnel cake 

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.

Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!

minnesota funnel cake by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016

sandy crab cake 

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

sandy crab cake by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016

dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.

Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake

dusty crab cake by Jack McFuck Nut June 8, 2016

horizontal crab cake 

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

horizontal crab cake by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

strawburry cheese cake 

When you Cum under a girls nose then punch her in the nose when the Cum and blood mixes it makes a strawburry cheese cake

This girl go two big strawburry cheese cakes last night

strawburry cheese cake by Maximise November 24, 2016