nut blanket 

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.

Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!

nut blanket by Epididymitis May 15, 2018

squirrel blanket 

an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art

rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work

squirrel blanket by bossa screwanova September 14, 2009

Blinkie 

When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.

Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!

Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005

wank blanket 

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

wank blanket by POWER B May 14, 2003

Bink Head 

Someone who is a retard asshole and is annoying.

A kid who runs in the halls like Naruto.

Yeo Andre, go regulate the mandem, they acting like a Bink head

Bink Head by Turkeyleg7 October 10, 2018

fire blanket 

A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.

Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.

fire blanket by aaron nolte December 20, 2007

liquid blanket

Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk.

If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've frozen my ass off walking to the Kohl Center.

liquid blanket by UWSteven January 3, 2008