Skip to main content

Wizards of Waverly Place 

The ONLY show I can stomach on Disney Channel.
Person 1: Did you watch Wizards of Waverly Place last night?
Person 2: Yeah and surprisingly I didn't need the bottle of Pepto Bismol I keep on my nightstand for Disney Channel shows.

Washington Wizards 

A team with a lot of talent and promise. With the signing of Gilbert Arenas in 2003, the Wizards became better, and in the year 2005, Arenas, with the help of Antawn Jamison and Larry Hughes, made the playoffs for the first time since they were the Bullets. The following year, they repeated their playoff berth, but were ousted in the first round. As I'm writing this, they are near the top of the Eastern Conference.

As for the team's name, this franchise had to change its name in 1997 because its former name, the Bullets, carried a violent connotation (during the 1990s, Washington DC was dubbed the "murder capital" of the United States).
I never would have guessed the Washington Wizards would be at the top of the Eastern Conference at this point in the season. Gilbert Arenas has been on fire; he dropped 50 points again!
Washington Wizards by KGthaMastah December 13, 2008

Demons&Wizards 

Lead Singer from Blind Guardian (Hansi Kürsch) and Rythmn Guitarist, Back Up Vocalist of Iced Earth (Jon Schaffer) One kickass Power Metal group.

Wizards of Waverly Place 

A halfway decent show about a family of wizards living in NYC. Stars Selena Gomez and David Henrie.
Hey did you see that show last night?

Yeah, the one about the wizards?

Yup, it's called Wizards of Waverly Place
Wizards of Waverly Place by C-Rad93 February 17, 2009

Washington Wizards 

the most dank team ever in the history of basketball. everyone on the team has some sort of talent, with the exceptions of kwame "salami" brown and jared "do something!" jeffries
The winner of the 2008 election is gilbert areanss btiches

Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards 

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.