Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.

Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.

Ticking Time Cum by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020

Tucking in my shirt 

When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.

Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!

Tucking in my shirt by Zoo station October 21, 2020

Tucking in his shirt 

Masturbating

Rudy Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt while lying on a hotel bed.

Tucking in his shirt by ITSCSD October 21, 2020

Torkington 

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

Torkington by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Tucking Fypos 

Fucking typos backwards,used in im conversations when one make typo

NightStalker2K8:hey, usp
airsoft128:usp???
NightStalker2k8:*sup
NightStalker2k8:Tucking Fypos!

Tucking Fypos by gtadude December 7, 2004

tonking  

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically

Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.

tonking by Lank Boy December 26, 2007

box ticking 

the fact of doing something just because there is a rule that says that you must do it

A lot of what the care home inspectors do is simply box ticking.

Risk assessments are an essential part of ensuring health and safety. They are not just a box-ticking exercise.

box ticking by Mr. Ronaldo December 31, 2016