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The struggling pineapple

When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.
Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name
The struggling pineapple by F-Bang September 2, 2009
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Randy the Helpful Pineapple 

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The german pineapple 

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea 

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.

Pineapple on the grill 

'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.
Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"

Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"

All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.

Pineapple Under The Sea 

A place where a Yellow sponge lives inside a Pineapple under the Sea which neighbors live in a Tiki head and a Rock.
"Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?" SPONGEBOB MOTHER FUCKING SQUAREPANTS.

Pineapple in the mist 

I'm going to pineapple in the mist tonight to the thought of the science teacher, Ms. Friel, shes so hot!
Pineapple in the mist by alimac February 19, 2015