The Havertz Phenomenon 

When someone is irrationally disliked by the masses—not for what they do, but for how they feel to others. A mismatch of vibe and expectation. Named after Kai Havertz, the player people boo without knowing why.

A: “Yo why does everyone hate on Kai Havertz like that? He’s not even playing that bad.”
B: “Bro, that’s the Havertz Phenomenon. Man just exists and gets cooked for breathing.”

The Havertz Phenomenon by El Patrón de Brissie June 11, 2025

flanned the headers 

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.

I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.

flanned the headers by Dora the Destroyer May 31, 2018

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground by the gay kenobi April 24, 2020

have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

have the meats by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

i have the high ground 

Something to describe as in of altitude limits within the ground.

Obi-Wan "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
Obi-Wan "Don't try it"

i have the high ground by Robert_Fonza March 29, 2017

have the shits 

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.

Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.

have the shits by NAjA November 26, 2013