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stanced car 

Usually defined, by people with taste, as destruction of a vehicle to fit into a crowd or "kill the scene" by using wide, low offset wheels with questionable tires and camber settings. Such cars normally can't handle well nor do they fare well on bumpy or uneven roads. A stanced car usually has high-quality performance parts installed that aren't being used as they were intended. Drivers of stanced cars also normally have a "my shit don't stink" mentality and believe people are haters because stanced cars are some sort of way to convey the image of success, a very twisted thought indeed. Most stanced cars have a tendency to look like every other stanced car, there is very rarely any actual individuality.
"Yo bro, look at that dope AF stanced car"

"Which one?"

"Take your pick they all look dope to me bro"
stanced car by oneslowdc5 July 14, 2014
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(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.
I saw a stanced Mazda 6 on my way home from work today.
Stanced by Heavy Pootis Guy April 19, 2014
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Staunch God 

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.
Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant
Staunch God by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

Staunchy 

In reference to a person with a stank attitude.
"What's wrong with her"
"She's just a little staunchy today"

Staunchy 

Staunchy describes someone or something that stinks really bad
She told me she wears her panties all week long. Damn shes staunchy !

Can you please take out the trash ? Your place smells a little staunchy !
Staunchy by Sprinkles13 December 24, 2013
a word used to describe anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus getting in a fighting stance (hence stanced)
That mf had me absolutely stanced when he insulted my friend.

I am so stanced right now I dare her to try to talk to me.
stanced by bringvineback2k17 October 9, 2019
to stab, usually with a kife of glass
what hapens to cunts that ark up
you arkin' cunt? i'll staunch ya
staunch by wellyyy October 21, 2010