Surpissed 

When one is surprised and pissed by something, both at the same time.

You surpissed me when I found you shagging my squeeze.

Surpissed by bigjohn January 27, 2004

Slurpie

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)

Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!

Slurpie by puppycat March 16, 2009

Slurpings 

The splatter caused by excessive or vigorous slurping of pasta and noodles.

She slurped her saucey pasta and the slurpings stained her new shirt.

Slurpings by daemck January 17, 2022

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore 

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

slurping the worm 

Phrase: the act of sucking anothers cock

Damn! That bitch can slurp the worm!

slurping the worm by Raul March 25, 2004

slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

slurpin-the-gurkin by icebox February 14, 2003

Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

Slurpin Simms by choo hoo March 5, 2009