"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"
Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriatedbest friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.