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Sexpecto Performum 

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)
I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
-or-
I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!
Sexpecto Performum by Layzurz January 6, 2014

premature sexpectation 

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

sexperties 

being an expert of sex
He was intimidated by my sexperties.
sexperties by sweettif March 30, 2015
one who is an expert at sex.
thank god my older bro gave me the best pointers on how to go down on a girl, he's the greatest sexpert anyone could ask for!
Sexpert by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

sexpesting

verb: the act of pestering a desired future sexual partner for sex when they are unwilling. Can be both playful and/or annoying
Steve: "oh my God, did you guys see what Jase was up to last night?"

Martin: "Oh yeah, he was sexpesting Lucy and Kim all night!!"
sexpesting by X1MTE May 13, 2005

sexpecting 

Sarah is sexpecting from everyone she meets.
sexpecting by KarliPenney May 20, 2008