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"i hope maria doesn't sexpect i'll go down on her tonight"
sexpect by fredrick1222 May 14, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of expecting sex on a first date or sometime early in a relationship or date
Diane was telling me about her blind date last night. He was sexpecting something great from her but he was ugly as shit so she didn't give him any.
sexpect by Janice Feet May 21, 2006
To have reasonable hopes that you will shag the person opposite you, but be unable to validate these claims within the confines of the dance club.
I sexpect things will get interesting tonight, though we have yet to twist.
Sexpect by Idkgeorge July 4, 2019
Sexpect:to be uncertain of two or possibly more people hooking up or banging.
Mike: "Hey is Paul bangin Chelsea?"

Chris: "Well, she did text him a booby or two, so I sexpect so... Yeah, they're probably bangin."
Sexpect by P-Squared March 30, 2009

sexpectation

The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.

On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!

Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
sexpectation by Talmanes November 17, 2005
Word of the Day on December 1, 2005
The expert on everything sexual, or having to do with sex.
boy 1: who can ask about sex?
boy 2: ask John, he's a sexpert!
sexpert by csexpert November 12, 2010

Sexpectation

To expect the act of sex. Can be used whenever you expect it. Can be used as sexpect, sexpecting, or sexpected.
1. Chad went out the door with high sexpectations for his 3rd date.

2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
Sexpectation by Darthcheezeburger August 18, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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