parking lot partying 

The act of going to an event venue with absolutely no intentions of seeing the performance or game. Only the sheer intentions of partying hardcore with random tailgaters.

Shim: we are going down to Chesney for some parking lot partying.

Mac: dude, you hate country music.

Shim: yea, but we figure there is beer and hot chicks there.

Mac: i am so in!

parking lot partying by milkacow August 25, 2008

parking dom 

parking dom (or parking doof) refers to one just sitting and doing nothing...at all.

hey , what you doing?

parking dom , and you?

parking dom by masudnorat March 10, 2011

Parking Lot Amnesia 

“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.

Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?

Parking Lot Amnesia by Blewsman7 November 23, 2013

parking lot deception 

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

parking lot deception by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.

Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?

parking moron by fabiana November 17, 2009

parking vulture 

Anyone who waits, at the mall during the holidays, near college campus parking at class change, etc. for a parking space to open up. Person usually circles a specific area like a vulture, sometimes following people walking to their cars.

There were 3 parking vultures perched up on top of the parking garage when I got off the elevator to walk down to my ride. Two of them fought it out as I left.

parking vulture by StBill September 25, 2010

Parking Lot Pickle 

A way to make a decision. When you have conflict with someone, just whip out the pickle and take turns biting it and passing it back. You may bite & give, or bite, bite & give. Your bites may also vary in size. Aka Pickle Time.

Hey, have you seen those chompers on some boy, pickling on an asphalt?

Yeah, they’re just having a parking lot pickle!

Parking Lot Pickle by Common Joe February 24, 2023