The act of publicly dropping one's trousers and baring one's buttocks for humourous or insultitive purposes. Often accompanied by slapping one's buttocks, often tunefully, shouting "Moo-neyyy!" and other such gestures, physical or vocal, with the intention of increasing the hilarity of the performance.
Pulling a Mooney. The pulling of the mooney is a fait accomplit executed solely by those with an advanced grasp of humour, the great wits of our time, and should be recognised as such regardless of opinions to the contrary vocalised by whomsoever, including the Police.
I pounded my cock into her. she moaned so loud. I picked up the 12 inch dildo and shoved it into her ass . She screamed. She called out my name.
The next day she texted me and asked if we could have a threesome with her friend Tiffany. How could I say no? That night I walked into my room and saw her and Tiffany playing with dildos and vibrators. I was soooo hard. I jumped onto the bed and started to play with their breasts. I stuck Tiffany’s tit in my mouth and started to fuck Brittany with a dildo. We pause and I get undressed. The girls start kissing and fingering each other. Shoved my cock into Brittany’s mouth while Tiffany started playing with her boobs. I cum in her mouth and shove my cock into Tiffany’s pussy and a dildo in her ass. Tiffany starts to lick Brittany’s pussywhile I fuck her doggystyle.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"