microsoft 

The reason Apple is second in software sales.

Bill Gates: "Wow, a small software company." *whips out gatling gun*
"Die, you sob's, I'm Bill Gates, Bitches, hahahahah!"
"Microsoft is King" *assasinates Steve Jobs*

microsoft by markis January 30, 2008

Microsoft 

1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia

If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.

Microsoft by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

microsoft 

slang for finley cut cocaine

yung juc- "got that microsoft so they call me Bill Gates"

microsoft by LDP June 29, 2007

Microsoft 

A company that produces the Operating System Windows. Windows was the first commercially available GUI style OS for the mass consumer market. However, due to the fact that ALL Brand New Non-Mac PC's come with Windows pre-installed now, most consumers miss the fact that there are other OS out there. Sirius Linux etc.

Microsoft has done a lot of good for the hacking community. Their system is easy to modify, and Internet Explorer is the best browser for sending viruses, trojans, and tracking cookies. You can easily destroy another person's computer if they are running Windows just by creating dinky code in less than a minute.

Microsoft also attempts to dominate other markets as well, such as Xbox for video games and Zune for MP3 players. Those are just more easily hacked items that fail at the larger community, but attract a strong cult following.

At least Microsoft gave mass consumers and newbies a simple, user-friendly operating system. But in the year 2006, more people are technical and know how to install another system.

Microsoft by Lomia November 30, 2006

microsoft 

1. n : creators of a very strong type of magnet created to pull viruses, spyware, and other type of malware from real Operating Systems. Also responsible for the fake operating system that script kiddies use to claim they are 1337. Although best known for steve ballmer

Look what microsoft put in thier update today...A brand new gaping wide hole!!! HOORAY!!!!!

microsoft by (any language>java)==true May 14, 2006

microsoft 

A crappy computer company that is trying to move in on Nintendo and Sony with subpar ports and a few over hyped exclusives

dude, microsofts operating systems are almost as cumbersome as X-box controllers

microsoft by goth hater engaged to hot goth chick(not kidding) May 13, 2005

Microsoft 

A small, wide and not visible penis

Albert’s penis is such a Microsoft.

Microsoft by Adub48 May 10, 2018