2 definitions by markis

microsoft

The reason Apple is second in software sales.

Bill Gates: "Wow, a small software company." *whips out gatling gun*
"Die, you sob's, I'm Bill Gates, Bitches, hahahahah!"
"Microsoft is King" *assasinates Steve Jobs*

by markis January 31, 2008

Dainsleifsgirlboss

One insane person that’s in love not love, OBVIOUSLY ALL OVER FOR two men known and childe and dainsleif but I guess known for being on thin ice all the time (can’t blame them tho😕‼️)

Person 1:don’t you have a piss kink or sum

Person 2:yeah?
Person 1:dainsleifsgirlboss kinnie.
Person 2: w

by markis July 7, 2021