Masticarp

A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.

Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.

Masticarp by Phredrikk October 8, 2011

Mastumate 

Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.

I can probably make it through this whole video. But that is just a mastumate.

Mastumate by Fortuitus Neologist November 29, 2015

mastacate 

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

mastribate 

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

mastribate by Keta September 8, 2003

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Manstipated 

When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.

I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”

He can’t seem to claim me or let me go... he is completely manstipated.

Manstipated by JDHStyle May 31, 2019

mastacating 

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005