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justin bieper 

when your alarm clock plays (for NO APPARENT REASON) A justin bieber song. Also, if your alarm clock wears purple sunglasses, shoes, or shirt (unlikely).
The normal click wouldn't shut the justin bieper up, so I took a baseball bat and smashed it to bits.
justin bieper by dab52 August 16, 2012

Justin Bieber fan 

Slang for the words Crazy, horny, psychotic, etc.
I'm not even kidding! Some Justin Bieber fans dry humped and MADE OUT with the ground he walked on, fed a POSTER of him, HAD SEX with a poster of him, kissed and GAVE HEAD to a cardboard cut out of him, and people even tweeted sexually explicit things to him on twitter, and one fan put a pic of him on a blow-up doll and had sex with it. One girl cut of someone's hair because they called him gay , one girl CARVED HIS NAME in her arm, one fan asked Santa for Justin Bieber's cum for Christmas. Not to mention the retarded "cut for bieber" on social media. Wtf.
Justin Bieber fan: OMGGGGG F**K ME JUSTIN PLSSSSS

That isn't even a exaggeration of a Justin Bieber fan. If you see one on public, make sure you have pepper spray on you, if not, RUN
She’s the angel in everything and whenever you see her your heart will beat faster than before. She’s he kind of girl that you will like as soon as you see her.
Me: Is that Justine?
Zach: Yeah, Shes the girl that everybody’s been talking about!!!
Justine by RealSlayer October 23, 2019

Pulling a Justin Trudeau

The portrayal or act of wearing blackface.
Friend one: (points) Whoa, look. That guys wearing blackface!

Friend two: I'll never understand how someone can think pulling a Justin Trudeau is acceptable in the 21st century.

Clinton Justice 

Wealthy white couples that has the ability to violate multiple federal laws and get away with it 100% of the time. To be investigated by the FBI, Department of Justice and Congressional hearings and walk away laughing. Committing crimes that the ordinary US citizen would go to jail for a very long time.
" Hey did you hear about that wealthy white couple who got caught selling top-secret information to the Russians?

"Yes I did. Look like they will be going to jail for a long time"

" No there won't be any jail time or punishment for them. They will totally be covered by Clinton Justice"

and justice for all 

One of the fucking greatest Metallica albums of all time.
John: Have you ever sucked a mans dick before?

James: No but and justice for all is a great album!