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Hose Dozer 

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010
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Hose Jockey 

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.
Hose Jockey by Lucina November 10, 2006
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hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.
Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.
hose sniffer by Fireman137 September 10, 2007

hose goat 

Ninnidoitforyou
Dintidoitforyou
Whenallidoisforyou
Kerrmit
Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner

Hose Beast

"Damn, that chick is a serious hose beast."
Hose Beast by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

hose fuck 

the act of a male sliding a woman's worn pantyhose or stocking on his erect penis and fuck the nylon.
She removed her sheer pantyhose and offered them to me for a hose fuck.
hose fuck by hosefucker December 1, 2003

hose teaser 

female based humans who "tease the hose"

FROM THE MOVIE GROWN UPS
High pitched voiced man: I'm from SASKATCHETOOOOON!!!

ladies laugh

Man: HOSE TEASERS
hose teaser by SaNdMaN2438934 July 13, 2011