Hori Punga Person
A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?
Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
Hori Punga Person by Hori Punga Person August 31, 2018
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Hori Cannon
A cherished New Zealand custom, almost as old as time itself, where a child is produced out of seemingly thin air to further strain the welfare system.
Those close to the Hori couple in question, are left in darkness as the duration of the gestational period is kept remarkably below the radar, regardless of social outings or day to day interactions
To the surprise of all, a fully haired spawn is seemingly cannoned into the picture, devoid of any recollection of a pregnancy period or announcement.
Where once was a trendy couple, now stands a proverbial pop-tart family.
Those close to the Hori couple in question, are left in darkness as the duration of the gestational period is kept remarkably below the radar, regardless of social outings or day to day interactions
To the surprise of all, a fully haired spawn is seemingly cannoned into the picture, devoid of any recollection of a pregnancy period or announcement.
Where once was a trendy couple, now stands a proverbial pop-tart family.
Me: Who's baby is that mate? Are you sitting for your sis?
Hori Guy: Surprise! The misso and I have a new little fella to introduce...
Hori Girl: He's such a blessing
Me: You've been packing the Hori Cannon! A rapid shot of spawn that has demolished my understanding of your relationship!
Hori Guy: Whatever man, we're off to claim benefits. Catch.
Hori Guy: Surprise! The misso and I have a new little fella to introduce...
Hori Girl: He's such a blessing
Me: You've been packing the Hori Cannon! A rapid shot of spawn that has demolished my understanding of your relationship!
Hori Guy: Whatever man, we're off to claim benefits. Catch.
Hori Cannon by The phantom tanner March 11, 2019
Hori McGory
A chaotic fictional Kiwi icon created to take the absolute piss out of New Zealand’s sacred cows, double standards, culture wars and woke nonsense. Hori McGory is the bloke who turns up where he’s least wanted, says what no one else will say, and somehow survives long enough to star in another book. Equal parts satire, social commentary and unhinged children’s-book energy.
He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
“That council meeting was straight out of a Hori McGory book.”
“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”
“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”
“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”
“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”
Hori McGory by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025
On the hori
Pete's wife constantly complained that he was on the hori, and not replenishing the hummingbird feeders.
On the hori by Battyguy August 28, 2013