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Hori Punga Person 

A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?

Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person

Hori Cannon 

A cherished New Zealand custom, almost as old as time itself, where a child is produced out of seemingly thin air to further strain the welfare system.

Those close to the Hori couple in question, are left in darkness as the duration of the gestational period is kept remarkably below the radar, regardless of social outings or day to day interactions

To the surprise of all, a fully haired spawn is seemingly cannoned into the picture, devoid of any recollection of a pregnancy period or announcement.

Where once was a trendy couple, now stands a proverbial pop-tart family.
Me: Who's baby is that mate? Are you sitting for your sis?
Hori Guy: Surprise! The misso and I have a new little fella to introduce...
Hori Girl: He's such a blessing
Me: You've been packing the Hori Cannon! A rapid shot of spawn that has demolished my understanding of your relationship!
Hori Guy: Whatever man, we're off to claim benefits. Catch.

hori dump 

when ya take a shit so big, it feels like a maori crawled out of ya bum hole
dude: "bro i just took a steamy hori dump"
dude2: "i hope it hurt bro"
hori dump by deluka November 6, 2010

Hori-bility

the level of hori something will/can be.
if something is maximum horibility, it is likely that a non-hori would die.
That cuzzie would swim in a sewer drain if it was full, i dunno if hes very reliable when it comes to counting hori-bility
Hori-bility by kaatito December 26, 2024

Hori McGory

A chaotic fictional Kiwi icon created to take the absolute piss out of New Zealand’s sacred cows, double standards, culture wars and woke nonsense. Hori McGory is the bloke who turns up where he’s least wanted, says what no one else will say, and somehow survives long enough to star in another book. Equal parts satire, social commentary and unhinged children’s-book energy.

He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
“That council meeting was straight out of a Hori McGory book.”

“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”

“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”
Hori McGory by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025

On the hori 

To rest or lay down aka on the horizontal
Pete's wife constantly complained that he was on the hori, and not replenishing the hummingbird feeders.
On the hori by Battyguy August 28, 2013