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Horizontical 

The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.
When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section
Horizontical by MsD7thMath May 15, 2019

Horizontical 

An Idiotic phrase from a parasite meaning not gay and flat
This is a horizontical line.
Horizontical by Neutralice April 6, 2022

Horizontical 

Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap
Horizontical by & Everythin September 5, 2007

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.
dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.
horizontal hula by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy 

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."
Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO
Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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