Horizontical 

1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.

2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.

He swung his sword around horizonticaly above his head.

I scored in Connect four Horizonticaly

Horizontical by Toasty1 October 12, 2009

Horizontical 

The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.

When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section

Horizontical by MsD7thMath May 15, 2019

Horizontical 

An Idiotic phrase from a parasite meaning not gay and flat

This is a horizontical line.

Horizontical by Neutralice April 6, 2022

Horizontical 

In the lying position

Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap

Horizontical by & Everythin September 5, 2007

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

horizontal hula by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy 

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

horizontal narcolepsy by midleman08 May 11, 2010

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

horizontal bop by I like chocolate milk. September 6, 2005