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horizontigo

The sensation of motion experienced when stopped in your vehicle and not really paying attention (such as when looking at your phone while stopped at a red light) and out of the corner of your eye you see the car next to you pull forward or backward, giving you the false impression that your car is rolling. This is often triggers a brief feeling of panic and reflexive brake action until you realize what is actually going on.
Play on words from vertigo.
"OMG I thought the car was rolling forward, but it was just the car next to us backing out of their parking space. I hate that feeling of horizontigo."
by AnomalyDetected December 7, 2012
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horizontigo

similar to vertigo, a dizzy or disorienting state induced by moving quickly back and forth horizontally, as in a front car seat while driving
Driver: Dude, your freakin' me out by moving your seat like that!
Shotgun Passenger: Yeah, I'm gettin' major horizontigo!
by Dragonfly7 August 24, 2008
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Horizontical

1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.

2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
He swung his sword around horizonticaly above his head.

I scored in Connect four Horizonticaly
by Toasty1 October 12, 2009
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horizontology

Horizontology is instead of sitting on a couch, lying on a couch.
by Mike Boyd January 3, 2006
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Horizontical

The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.
When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section
by MsD7thMath May 15, 2019
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Horizontical

An Idiotic phrase from a parasite meaning not gay and flat
This is a horizontical line.
by Neutralice April 6, 2022
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Horizontical

Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap
by & Everythin September 5, 2007
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