Hoon 

One that likes to drink and party..

Are you going hooning this weekend?

Hoon by Baby Muppet November 1, 2004

hoon 

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

hoon by derek May 13, 2005

hoon 

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.

1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".

hoon by Norm September 8, 2003

Hoon 

To do something socially unacceptable

These hoons were drunk and violent, they kicked in my fence.

Hoon by Jimmy Rustells December 11, 2012

hoon 

(noun) a term used to describe marijuana

Do you have any hoon?, Let's blow some hoon., Where's the hoon?

hoon by PatchisLive December 27, 2007

hoon 

ye who creates donutes with automobiles or boats

look at that fucking hoon in the water

hoon by casey September 7, 2003

hoon 

any sexual organ or act not referred to in insult or used as an insult

"that dog is hooning that man's leg" or "that girl has very nice hoons" or "i hooned all over my new pants" but not "hoon you motherhooner!" or any such expletive context.

hoon by Henson October 2, 2005