Honest Abe 

Honest Abe is a term used to announce that you are about to, or are in the process of releasing a silent but deadly fart.

While driving home Mark yelled out "Honest Abe" allowing me ample time to roll down my window. He really is a stand up guy.

Honest Abe by Big Trash January 21, 2013

Honest fan 

A typical troll account format on NBA Twitter. A user pretends to be an ‘honest’ fan of another player and criticises them in an attempt to give their hate false credibility.

JorPlumber isn’t even top 500 all time, and this is coming from an honest fan of Jordan.

Honest fan by clickclicker February 19, 2021

honest woman 

An old-school saying referring to the fact that a couple is living in sin until they're married. Once married, the bride would be considered an honest woman.

"Joe, you've been dating her for seven years. When are you going to get married and make an honest woman out of her?"

honest woman by flobo August 22, 2008

Honest Truth 

When you say something of undeniable truth or wish to emphasize the meaning of what you just said. The phrase "real talk" is sometimes added in replace of the more impactful "Honest Truth" by douchebags who actually have no deeper meaning behind their words and are most likely lying or trying to fuck you over.

Yo braski you deserve better than that ho. Honest Truth.

Honest Truth by chucksters9 June 7, 2011

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) 

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.

A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010

honest politician 

The modern democracy illusion

Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu

honest politician by ZenitYerkes December 22, 2009

Honest Penaldo 

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

Honest Penaldo by som1udontno April 2, 2021