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Harlingen High School

Possibly one of the worst high schools on earth, not because of the teachers, but because of the students. You can ask any HHS student with an IQ of over 50, and they'll tell you that about 70% of the school's students are dumbass ghetto kids who are just there until they can drop out.

Despite this unfortunate fact, there are some pretty cool people there. You can tell who they are by the fact that they aren't trying to be part of some retarded group (Ghetto kids, scene faggots, fitted-cap-wearing dumbasses who watch Jersey Shore, etc.)
Conversation you're most likely to hear when walking through the "halls" (they're outside) of Harlingen High School:

Ghetto kid 1: YO NIGGA WHAT IT DO
Ghetto kid 2: YEAH NIGGA PINCHE SOUTH SIDE 956
Ghetto kid 3: AAH THIS NIGGA FUCKIN' WUZZUP IN HERE

You might also hear:

Dumbass freshman 1: LOL GUYS I GOT A JOKE... BUTTHOLE!
Crowd of dumbass freshmen: LOLOLOLOLOL

Hauling ass 

A vehicle moving at an excessive speed or power with a medium to large payload. Possibly consisting of ass.
Jim the bus driver was sure hauling ass when he was late delivering the cheerleaders to the football game!

The Saturn V rocket was sure hauling ass when it launched it's six and a half million pounds off the launch pad.
Hauling ass by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

Hauling butts 

The act of smoking cigarettes at an abnormal pace or in an excessive fashion. The term implies that the subject's smoking is no longer a supplement to their primary activity, and has become a prominent characteristic of what they are doing.
We were hanging at the corner of Orchard and Pearl - drinking beers, hauling butts and contributing to cosmic babble.

I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.

I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.

low holing 

When a fisherman jumps ahead of you to to the next fishing hole.
that douche jumped ahead of me "low holing" me and stealing my potential fish
low holing by fishman99 March 4, 2014

Worm holing

When two men take a double ended pocket pussy and use it like a Chinese finger trap.
Once both men have “bottomed out” or touched tips inside the worm hole they will then be transported to the other dimension.
Stephanie: are you two boys worm holing or just stuck in a Chinese finger trap?

hauling bricks 

having to take a dump; carrying around feces that is ready to be expelled; needing a bowel movement
Dude step on the gas! I'm hauling bricks over here!
hauling bricks by CKMeredith October 25, 2010
A fan holland the kpop singer also known as the king of the gays and our king
Random person: omg I’m going to see Holland next week
Harling: omg really r u a harling??? I’ve always wanted to see him
Random person: nah idk who that is I meant the country
harling by Harling February 13, 2019