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Hogan Glare

The blank, but critical thinking stare from a swindler trying to find an excuse, a way around a situation, or a reason not to kill you in order to escape a consentration camp. Made famous by Colonel Hogan (Bob Crane)in the famous late 60s show "Hogan's Heros."
Hey Sal, I think that guy is looking over here with a Hogan Glare. I think we are going to have to kick his ass.
Hogan Glare by Timeh Van Sulli February 2, 2009
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Star Trek: The Glare Generation 

The tongue-in-cheek title of the latest Star Trek film released in 2009 and masterfully produced and directed by JJ Abrams.
Dude, I loved that movie, but I couldn't figure out how to refer to it after all the other Star Trek films. I finally settled on Star Trek: The Glare Generation because of its cool futuristic lighting style.

hate glare 

To stare at someone in a way that shows Pure hate or detest. Usually makes the person being stared at very uncomfortable.
"I think I made her mad",
"Yeah she was totally giving you a hate glare."

Bitch Glare 

The equivalent to a death stare, followed by a bitchy story and gossip. It is the stare from a woman that digs deep into your soul and hurts you on the inside. It causes one to think "What the fuck did i ever do to you?"
Friend 1: Dude, that girl just gave me the bitch glare.
Friend 2: Why? What'd you do?
Friend 1: I don't know. I cheated on Francine, and i saw them talking earlier though.
Friend 2: Yup, we've all been there. It's worse than the bitch face
Bitch Glare by yesdorothy May 14, 2016

Techno Glare

The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.
The techno glare coming off his face made him look like a modern day Jesus.
Techno Glare by mgendvil303 September 29, 2010

Fridge Glare 

(verb)

When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized
Fridge Glare-eg. -

* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*

* Rob watches and laughes *

*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*

(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)
Fridge Glare by Anonymous Davies December 19, 2010

douche glare 

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.
Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.