Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women

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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.

Fem-pocalypse by GlennyJ December 17, 2013

Fem Eng 

An engineering program in which there is an abnormally high percentage of women. Men in these programs are often spited by other male engineers out of jealousy. This is commonly present in chemical engineering.

Guy 1(dumbass eng elitist):OMGZ nanotechnology engineering the best!!11!
Guy 2: Hey, chem eng is pretty cool!
Guy 1: You mean Fem Eng?
Guy 2: Yeah it's crazy how many chicks are in my class!
Guy 1: Fuck you. They're probably lesbians.

Fem Eng by listerineman October 23, 2008

fem top

A feminine gay guy who plays the more dominant role in the relationship. Definitely the “pitcher” but looks like the “catcher”

Hey bottom! Giiiiiirl I done told you I was a fem top!

fem top by ShearLove November 6, 2018

Fem-issle 

An out of control female motor vehicle operator whose automobile resembles a 1.5 ton unguided missile.

That's the third god damn time today I've almost been killed by a fem-issle!

Fem-issle by Uncle T-bag 0317 May 30, 2011

fem-wood 

the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on

"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"

fem-wood by dakine666 November 28, 2012

fem boy 

Attractive males that are not buff and/or macho. This became very popular with the rise of anime.

"Look at that gorgeous fem boy with the long blonde hair!"

fem boy by Alie Vest April 20, 2004

Fem DSC 

Female Dirt Star Complex (pronounced "Fem Disc")

A condition which arrises when a hot lady makes a cluster of concentrated remarks regarding her anus, anal sex, and things being inserted into her rectum, causing the man or woman who hears such remarks to become incapable of rational thought. Brain hazed by the thought of her dirt star.

Hey, man, did you check out that interview in Complex magazine, where they were asking that honey from Attack Of The Show all those questions? Her butt talk Fem DSC'd me something bad, yo.

Fem DSC by Dolecon Tokem January 12, 2009