Factiness 

Careful, select use of the facts for the achievement of truthiness.

Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.

Factiness by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

factiness 

Colloquial term used to relate how completely true or full of facts something obviously is.

"Here are some ABSOLUTELY TRUE statements of factiness."

from: whedonesque com comments 11513#144405 October 2005

factiness by morgan mghee April 11, 2008

fatness 

to have a fat personality

bella is fatness

fatness by 1sssekdfhlershktlb4cwywj September 17, 2019

Fartissue

A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.

"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".

Fartissue by kdcinsb October 7, 2010

Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

Fapiness by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018

Indian Fartingson 

noun (farting indian)

An indian coontard that failed to many exams and releases a hazardous shart from his/her ass crevice. This fart will kill anyone behind the indian and can even flip over cars. Eventhough the indian shitter might not notice this foolish behavior, he is being noticed by thousands of inhalers across the nation. Once the farticles are released and peoples life's are out in danger, it is a concern of the government.

These type of Indians also have the power to turn their crusty ass into a vacuum and suck anything of large mass into it. This is their defense when they encounter police.

That indian fartingson put my family in danger.

I ate to much rava dosa yesterday so I must shart over a bitches tittingsons.

AYE, next time you shart next to me, I will fartingson and blow up your village.

Indian Fartingson by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016

hairy furriness

Adjective; a word that describes having hair all over the body

Boy: "its called hair..."
Girl: "no its fur....."
Boy: " how 'bout its hairy furriness...."
Girl: "fine..."

hairy furriness by Lil Miss Asshole August 15, 2022