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Cripesy (krIpsee) – Generally the adjective form of cripes but occasionally used as an exclamation. The word can be used to mean several things, but useage and voice inflection is important to convey the proper meaning.

1 – Someone’s bad or irritable mood.
2 – A physical irritation or unpleasantness.
3 – Something soiled or dirty.
4 – Someone whorish or diseased.
5 – Describing a less than satisfactory effort and result.
6 – Something that doesn’t go together.
7 – Unstable or poorly constructed.
8 – Poorly performing and functioning.
9 – Expressing dismay, being overwhelmed, anxious, or flustered.
10 – An exclamation of surprise.
1 - Chris needs to get laid; he has sure been cripesy lately
2 - After running ten miles yesterday, my left knee is sure cripesy.
3 - After being on the river, drinking and falling in and out of the canoe all day, my clothes and I were pretty cripesy.
4 - That girl that Jim picked up at the bar was sure cripesy…he should probably go to the clinic.
5 - That pass that I just shanked was sure cripesy. (volleyball)
6 - Bella, being pregnant, craved the cripesy combination of pickles and ice cream. Travis must have been drunk to wear black shoes with a brown belt, it was pretty cripesy.
7 - The cripesy stairs shook and wobbled as I walked down them. Drunk Chris stumbled into the wall…he was sure cripesy.
8 – The cripesy flashlight flickered off and on during the power outage.
9 - “I have to go to the gym, let the dog out, finish my homework and be at work by 7 tomorrow morning…cripesy, I’m not going out tonight.”
10 - “Cripesy, two open parking spots by the door!”
cripesy by Trloch March 19, 2008

Word Crimes 

1. Crimes against literacy. Typically committed on the internet, however they are often found when speaking.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.
1. your committing word crimes
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
Word Crimes by Urban Myth July 23, 2014

fresh crepes 

New shoes.
fresh crepes by Pig1 June 17, 2014

Cripe-Tight

A racecar, typically a non wing sprint car, that has under steer, or is tight

Tight racecars don't turn when you want them to. Also referred to as "pushing"
It's a common symptom that is easily corrected with mechanical input through various means.

Cripe-tight racecars are built and set up by one certain mechanic that thinks cars should carry the left rear entering the corner and forces the driver to over drive the car and make him uncomfortable.
"Man, did you see Kejon qualify? He was pushing like a dump truck on one end and biked hard on the other end"
"Yeah I did. It was hard to watch. He was CRIPE-TIGHT!"
Cripe-Tight by Racer271 November 15, 2014

cripe-a-diddy 

A super squeaky clean non-swear word for people who do not swear.
When my dear aunt was very upset, she used to mutter under her breath, “well, cripe-a-diddy!”
someone who is a bad bitch who don’t play with no lying hoe. usually twerks like they got Parkinson’s or Tourette’s in their booty. Loves melanin queens like Rico Nasty. Loves the word periodt and is the goddess of roblox.
p1: was gud
p2: just twerking on roblox for insta
P1: omg what a crepes20!
crepes20 by anonymous January 30, 2019