confuckingfused 

To be utterly clueless.

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

confuckingfused by chitownFF October 2, 2010

Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021

confucius say 

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

confucius say by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

confuckulated by Peyton White September 3, 2005

confucktion 

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

confucktion by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

Cunfucked 

To be confused as fuck.

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??

Cunfucked by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011

Confucius Say 

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

Confucius Say by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008