terms and conditions 

That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.

I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.

terms and conditions by oldemberg May 24, 2014

Onew Condition 

A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.

Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.

Onew Condition by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010

condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.

A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.

condition brown by teh744 May 25, 2008

Terms and conditions 

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.

Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai

Terms and conditions by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019

I can't work under these conditions 

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.

Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

I can't work under these conditions by beagley May 20, 2009

Air Conditioner 

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.

Air Conditioner by 123yik June 7, 2010

four-forty air conditioning

A method of cooling a car not equipped with air conditioning. Roll down four windows and drive forty miles an hour!

When asked if the car had air conditioning the salesman tried to make a joke of the car's shortcoming, "Sure, it has four-forty air conditioning."

four-forty air conditioning by Randy Bonjour July 10, 2006