Clump Theory 

The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.

Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.

*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity

Clump Theory by I just wanna love the world October 14, 2019

Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

Clump Cake by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017

Clump Nugget 

Customer Service Representatives who have poor attitudes and no pride in their work are referred to as Clump Nuggets at my wonderful place of employment.

Hey Amy, why don't you put a smile on your face and quit being such a Clump Nugget!

Clump Nugget by Non Clump Nugget August 1, 2012

Clump up 

Clumped up

To be compared to/with someone.
To be tarred with the same brush as other people.

Clump up

Meaning:

To be compared to/with someone.
To be tarred with the same brush as other people.

For example:

Are people starting to understand that it hasn't happened given all of these promises, do you believe that you're gonna see change?

I don't know. I mean, what I don't wanna be is clumped up with other people. You know what I mean. They clumping me up with people like KW and 50 Cnt.

Clump up by Emashawty November 3, 2020

Clump Crusher 

It's when a guy cums in a girls eye lashes, and she has to comb out it with her Mascara.

Hey dude, I came in this girl's eye last night, and she pulled a Clump Crusher on me.

Clump Crusher by Sinocide June 5, 2013

Clump Texter

Someone who blows up your phone with tons of short messages instead of writing them together. Also known as a "Text Clumper".

So u just couldnt write all that into one text so that my phone would dong once instead of a 100 times lol, ur a clump texter

Clump Texter by VincentTheIndian September 19, 2018

clump baby 

after a long periode of time in which a man does not masturbate, the ejaculate that is created when he finally does is dense and sticky and sometimes yellowish, this is called a clump baby

man,"its been oveer a month since i last masturbated, and the 'clump baby' i made was huge.

clump baby by kanyewasright June 15, 2010