Meat Cabbage

1. Man's Scrotum 2. Can also be used to describe the odor of a Man's Scrotum.

My hands are cold can I cup your Meat Cabbage to warm them up?!?

Meat Cabbage by Proy21 October 4, 2008

cabbage grabber 

an illegal alien beaner

About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.

cabbage grabber by USnative February 6, 2010

Savage cabbage 

Some one extreamly good at roasting, any time you roast him/her they will top your roast with another and won't quit roasting . Don't mess with savage cabbage.

Don't mess with that savage cabbage he takes every thing personal.

Savage cabbage by Dj767 May 12, 2016

cubbyhole effect 

Coined by Mara and Gus in 2022, the cubbyhole effect occurs when you talk about a highly specific topic and in less than 24 hours, the topic becomes relevant. The shorter amount of time between the first and second mentions makes it even more cubbyhole. As of April 2022, the fastest cubbyhole effect occurred in less than 5 seconds.

Mom: you should really learn Spanish.
James: yeah, probably should. Line is crazy long here at the DMV.
DMV employee: DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW SPANISH?
James: damn, cubbyhole effect

cubbyhole effect by maracept April 28, 2022

mad stacks of cabbage 

Lots of money

"Bossman told me to hit the bricks. All good tho, I'm sittin' on mad stacks of cabbage over here"

mad stacks of cabbage by irieite August 26, 2011

moist cabbage

The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.

Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.

Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.

moist cabbage by Troutman44 December 26, 2016

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

Cabbage Ass by alphachimp October 11, 2003