Cabbage Ass
Cabbage Ass by alphachimp October 11, 2003
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pocket cabbage
A wad of dollar bills won by playing flip cup (last man standing version). Everybody puts their dollar into a pile on the table, and by the end of the round, the money is likely drenched in beer. Whoever wins all the money puts the crumpled up, beer soaked dollars into his pocket. The next morning when the money is discovered in the pocket, it has dried up into a nice clump of crispy pocket cabbage!
Hey bud, can I borrow a dollar?
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.
pocket cabbage by d Slew March 22, 2011
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Froth Cabbage
The revolting creamy aftermath of a heavily abused vagina after a double penetration.
Also see: Two bulldogs fighting over a jar of mayonnaise
Also see: Two bulldogs fighting over a jar of mayonnaise
After rigorously sledgehammering her roast beef sandwich, clarissa was a dripping froth cabbage.
Clarissa thought she knew it all until we gave her a froth cabbage
Clarissa thought she knew it all until we gave her a froth cabbage
Froth Cabbage by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013
Cabbage patch silky
When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.
HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
Cabbage patch silky by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009
Cabbage White
Common name given to the Cabbage Butterfly (species Pieris rapae), which is a small white butterfly that is widespread and populations can be found across Europe, North Africa, Asia, and Great Britain. It has also been accidentally introduced to North America, Australia and New Zealand.
{Marge}: Honey, look over there! There's a Cabbage White fluttering around that rhody bush.
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!
Cabbage White by Telephony August 18, 2014
cabbage hands
An arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker's wrists. Typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.
Luke: Last night I got jerked off by a carnie.
Dan: Wow, how was it?
Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.
Dan: Wow, how was it?
Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.
cabbage hands by handjibbers June 30, 2017