Bane balled 

The act of placing ones balls in someone else’s mouth while wearing a c-pap mask and breathing heavy and using your best Bane voice. Bane is in reference of the comic character.

Doug just Bane balled John.

Bane balled by Bane Darkness February 22, 2018

one balled 

When you take one ball out and dangle it in someone's face, similar to teabagging but with half the effort.

Skinny just one balled me in a club, he's fucking mental!

one balled by anomolyrocks August 20, 2011

Balled

To have sex with, like banged.

I just balled this lovely momma.

Balled by lok February 1, 2006

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

Balled Up 

Something or someone is wrecked, smashed up, f'd up etc...

"And u sent tears from heaven when u seen my car get balled up" - Kanye West on his accident from the Album - College Dropout (Never Let Me Down)

Balled Up by holla_at_ya_boy March 6, 2004

BALEED

In capable of performing under such conditions which are very easy to perform under.

Person A: You kno i have a test tommorow, and i didnt study shit WALLA.
Person B: YA5I BALEED.

BALEED by Baleedist January 21, 2009

balled up 

wen u get slaughtered in a basketball game

the varsity college balled up the preschoolers . it was 0-99999

balled up by IloveFacebook123 January 26, 2011