Average American 

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).

"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".

Average American by Ronnie 4 Hire February 18, 2012

Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS) 

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "

Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?

Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS) by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008

Batting Above His Average 

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

Batting Above His Average by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

aggressively average 

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

aggressively average by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

The Law of Averages 

The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.

The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.

Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect

1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.

2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.

The Law of Averages by JrBalrog January 2, 2012

Average Joe 

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.

I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.

Average Joe by PWS27 May 8, 2017

Averagity

An adjective describing someone or something that is average.

The averagity of that youtube video bored the crap out of me...Literally.

Averagity by Eric Crawford January 5, 2010