ass blast 

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

ass blast by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Assbastard 

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

Assbastard by Blkprep May 1, 2018

Assblaster 

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

Assblaster by Shablam October 26, 2003

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

Assblastuccino by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Ass Blast from the Past 

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

Ass Blast from the Past by necro April 22, 2005

Ass Blast Class 

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)

There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.

Ass Blast Class by skotobasilio February 5, 2009

assbastard 

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

assbastard by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003