high as fuck

being ripped off your ass

person #1: "Dude where the fuck am I?"
person #2: "We are chasing a poptart through a forest dude."
person #1: "Well when the fuck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a mutherfucker."
person #2: "We are high as fuck."

by necro April 23, 2005

scrotch

To scratch one's Crotch

Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?

by Necro January 19, 2004

Pies

Lame Twat Who Smokes Far Too Much w33d.

I'm too Pied to launch meh fleet.

by NEcro January 23, 2003

townie

British cockroaches

It's crawling with townies, I say!

by Necro October 09, 2003

Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

by necro April 23, 2005

hepatitis

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.

want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.

by necro January 10, 2005

Transformers

1)A race of Transmetal beings with the ability to physically reshape themselves in the form of vehicles and/or weapons. 2) A popular toy of the early to mid '80's that spawned a cartoon and comic book series.

My parents bought me that new Transformer for my birthday!

by Necro October 22, 2003