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I would never barf in your urn! 

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
Related Words
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Fetch me an urn 

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
Fetch me an urn by daltonjfk September 30, 2019

pee-vee-urn 

dorky ass little nerd..nasily little d_bag
pee-vee-urn

mclovin...pruane2forever (search his name on youtube)
pee-vee-urn by bmmcdani January 1, 2009
Where you shag a bird and as you pull out, cum in an urn and mix like a cement mixer. Then empty the urn onto their face for the ultimate cum shot.
I gave Jane an awesome dirty urn last night.
dirty urn by Ice Swallowcome April 6, 2021
one one roams the world overindulging at every oppurtunity.
big urn by blzdp June 23, 2003