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twatting out 

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.
Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

Twatting-Meff 

a person who is a twat aswell as a meff, twatting kinda replaces fucking...
*enter name* you are a twatting-meff!
Twatting-Meff by tom-the-midget October 10, 2005

Cyber-twatting 

The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.

verbal twatting 

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.
"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."
verbal twatting by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009

Swan Twatting 

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
Swan Twatting by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

mark twatting 

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.