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An old English double-noun which, because of the use of the word, toss and its own synonymous resonance with masturbation and wank, does not mean "a wanker".

A toss-pot is a drunkard, a toper; a would-be alcoholic still managing to function in society.
Oh, for fuck's sake, you haven't left the cellar key with that old toss-pot?

You really are a silly old toss-pot, aren't you? I was, I guess, somewhat taken aback when you threw up all over the Bulgarian Ambassador, but I do so love you very much, Poppet. x
toss-pot by Dane Edwards June 22, 2004

toss pot 

British slur. To be a tosser or a wanker.


Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.
you toss pot!
toss pot by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

toss pot 

a total wanker who nobody likes
ben:that wanker tom keeps stealing my vodka

harry:that toss pot
toss pot by antony davies August 3, 2005
Named after my roomate Terran who said can you please tuss my pot, tusspot.
Tusspot by Roomate hater September 8, 2010

tosspots 

a silly, stupid, or crazy person that plays with someone's tablet computer in the library before an exam
You TOSSPOTS! You should be studying, not scribbling on computers!!!!
tosspots by shmanna September 5, 2008
Someone who likes to question Harry Potter, but Instead of adding anything to a conversation they suck their own dick
Hey you want to go to hogsmeed? Na I’m good I’m a tosspop
tosspop by Harry’s fat dick September 15, 2020