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An old English double-noun which, because of the use of the word, toss and its own synonymous resonance with masturbation and wank, does not mean "a wanker".

A toss-pot is a drunkard, a toper; a would-be alcoholic still managing to function in society.
Oh, for fuck's sake, you haven't left the cellar key with that old toss-pot?

You really are a silly old toss-pot, aren't you? I was, I guess, somewhat taken aback when you threw up all over the Bulgarian Ambassador, but I do so love you very much, Poppet. x
by Dane Edwards June 22, 2004

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adjective, from zymurgy OED "the art of fermentation"
"Lo, the sweet drops of zymurgic labours" - John Keats (or it would have been if Keats had, in fact, written the poem "Ode to a Home-Brew Fucking Pisshead")
by Dane Edwards July 03, 2003

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An alternative of whacky 'baccy embracing the name of a once-popular brand of English cigarettes (and which so much better than yanky-wanky ones)
TEACHER: Which one of you little sods has been smoking whacky Woodbines? Giv's one, you little bastard.
by Dane Edwards July 03, 2003

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By analogy, a coarse insult
"Choke on that, cunt bubble!" said Paul Whicker, as he hit Dennis.
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logically-impossible gerundive (verbal adjective) made from a noun cunt which makes a damn' good word
"Which one of you cunting fuckers said there were weapons of mass destruction in that one-horse fucking country?" - Tony Blair, Colin Powell, Jack Straw, et al., all looking at Donald Rumsfeld (George Bush was having difficulty counting the number of colours on the US flag at the time).

"Get that cunting iceberg out the fucking way!" - attributed to the Captain of the Titanic
by Dane Edwards July 03, 2003

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