Tío Greg 

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

Tío Greg by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

Chik-fil-A-tio 

The pro-gay rights protest involving fellatio on another man whilst inside a Chik-fil-A restaurant. Involves way more commitment and gayness than the "kiss-in" on August 3rd.

Lazy gay Robert said he was gobbling some cock during his lunch break. I think he gave some Chik-fil-A-tio for a free sammich. He said he can't wait for that big cock to slide down his throat, then that big cock to slide down his throat. double entendre(who talks like that?)

Chik-fil-A-tio by palmspringsrider August 4, 2012

Lmao tío 

Recurring phrase of the late lefeller_ now ~lostmediafound_ on RYM and also Genyasai Goyard (Vini Dénudés) on Facebook

1. Típico te pierdes y todos tus amigos se preocupan por ti y la única cagada que se te ocurre decir es me perdí en Madrid lmao tío
2. lmao tío me robaron la crown global
3. Ok pe causa lmao tío

Lmao tío by Octapez May 22, 2021

Dirty Tio 

A group of 5 homies (including you) decide to become homiesexuals bu sucking each other’s dicks and then jerking off each other and ejaculating into each other’s hands and then throw it into the ceiling fan to make it “snow”, but later notice how much you like it and start doing it more often with them and realize you are gay and later (optionally) do a gay orgy

Homie 1: Daaaaamnnn guys, that dirty tio I did last week with you guys was so great. I think we should throw a gay orgy

Homie 2: yeah, I’ll invite the others and tell them to bring their other friends

Homie 1: sure

Dirty Tio by FürVaterDeutschland!! July 11, 2022

kayla tio 

a hoe that leads on guys and claims to want to get to know them then complains about them being annoying and calls them fuckboys. kayla tio is homophobic and transphobic and uses comebacks straight out of a five year old's mouth.

Person 1: Omg did you hear the gossip about kayla tio?

person 2: yeah i heard she got an std and had to sit out of PE.

kayla tio by bottom_bunk July 2, 2018

Flake-tio 

Consuming a Cadbury's Flake in a manner highly suggestive of fellatio.

Sally rolled back the wrapper on the chocolate and performed flake-tio on it.

Flake-tio by Mangetout September 22, 2006

no hay tu tio 

meaning "i wanna have sex with you" in a secret language. can be used when you really wanna tell your partner you wanna fuck them but you are in a public place.

boyfriend: babe?
girlfriend: ???
boyfriend: *seductively* no hay tu tio

no hay tu tio by c0mosellama September 29, 2020